I make sure every choice I make leads me to having a penis in my mouth at all times, so.
U ever been in the middle of suckin dick and you find yourself wondering how every choice you ever made in your life lead you to this moment where you now have a penis in your mouth?
Irish elk. The antlers reached 10 feet high at the tips and 12 fucking feet across.
I hung out with some older friends a few months ago and they were shocked to see me because I’m… absent all the time? I guess.
-I finished school in the summer. I’m planning on going back for teaching, most likely.
-I have three jobs. I’ve become the person who talks about their day at work all the time and I loathe myself. I’m almost always working. I wish I had a lot of money, but I oddly don’t have much saved up. I’d rather go to school than work.
-I’ve been on a leave of absence for being hurt and mildly disabled for four days now. It’s awesome doing nothing and not taking a bath and watching DVR all morning, sleeping all afternoon, and singing at night.
-I don’t know why people complain about the weather. No one can control it.
-My editing system is not working. I have too much footage to edit that I’m excited for but it’s not happening anytime soon because I don’t know how to fix it.
-Jake and Amir from CollegeHumor have a podcast and it’s pretty interesting.
-Too fucking excited for Christmas. Oh boy.
-I’m turning 20 soon. Oh shit.
Yo, I’m stocked as shit for the holiday season.
Thankful for the 9:25am fart I just had. It was glorious.
Don’t talk to yourself in such a way that if you did so to a friend, it would end your friendship.Pat Cadigan, author (via thatkindofwoman)
If you had a friend dealing with the same things, you wouldn’t berate that person, say, ‘You’re not working hard enough,’ ‘You suck,’ or ‘You’re not as good as [whomever].’ You’d offer your friend encouragement, you’d try to point out all the things your friend did right, and how much progress your friend had made.
You should do no less for yourself.Be very careful how you talk to yourself. Because you are listening.